In the wake of the John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project, comes...

We, the hyperintelligent beings who commissioned the construction of the supercomputer you call Earth, have purchased the brain of the Earthling known as Arthur Dent. Dent, who was the last survivor of Earth Mark I, held within his brain the result of the multi-billion year project to determine the Ultimate Question to life, the universe, and everything.

While we're working on extracting the information, we have, as promised, programmed a replacement for Arthur Dent's brain. As we encountered some difficulty in implanting this computer brain into his old body, we have instead decided to put him online. On the advise of Zaphod Beeblebrox, we have determined that the most efficient way to simulate this creature is through the use of Javascript -- therefore, please be sure you have Javascript enabled in your browser.

Ask Arthur Dent a question! You won't be able to tell the difference between the simulation and the real thing!

Characters and concept by Douglas Adams
Programming and graphics modification by White Radish