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Had no time to do anything more complicated than 15 minutes Kiel answering a follower posting of :

 

3 Responses to Ducky

  1. Disestablish says:

    Duck is love.
    Duck is life.

    • Pariel says:

      THE DUCK IS LIFE! THE DUCK IS LIFE!

      Cue Duckula.

    • Greenwood Goat says:

      “Duck” is also the first thing you do when you see Kharla’ggen anywhere nearby… >:=)>

      …but how about a more sophisticated way of dealing with things?

      “…the golemic duck decoy offers a guaranteed method for distracting Chel’s most dangerous Ill’haress. Simply release it, and it will waddle engagingly and directly away from you and across her path, uttering cute quacking sounds, and will adjust its walking speed to the speed of her pursuit. The “deluxe” model will also deploy a line of golemic ducklings, whose cute peeping calls and scattering ability will maximize distraction levels and pursuit time… and ask about our new “backstab” model, which will lead her straight to the enemy of your choice, and there stage a heartrending scene of malicious duckycide…”

      >:=)>